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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Reasons to hate Valentine's Day


Sunday, Sunday, Bloody Bloody Sunday....Yeah its the 14th of February. Which in the past has not been a good day for me. I mean I might hangout with a girl or something but essentially V-Day is only important if you date someone. Other than that it doesnt really matter that much. And since I'm not a holiday person anyway I've decided to convince people to join the dark side with me and quit celebrating this pagan and horrible day. Here's my most valid points.

5. As stated before if you arent in a relationship...it doesnt matter.

4. It is a huge waste of money. You always buy some cheesy gifts for someone even though you know they could do without it. Also they usually just put aside and throw it out later.

3. People expect you to do something on Valentine's Day. Why? If your single you usually dont do shit anyways why change that? Just so you won't look lonely on a "day of love". Why you so scared of that? You're lonely every other day lol

2. Valentine's Day is a huge disappointment no matter what. First of all, you know what to expect: cheesy gifts, false feelings, and lame attempts at look romantic. Its kinda like Halloween as an adult, it just misses the magic

1. Valentine's Day didnt even start as a day of love. But a day to remember Christian Martyrs. It wasnt meant to have teenage boys and girls going on dates attempting to go to "Second base". So why celebrate the modern version.

So basically, F@#$ Valentines Day

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